Showing posts with label Ads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ads. Show all posts

Friday, 14 March 2014

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Maxell Tapes - Break The Sound Barrier (1981)



Maxell just might be responsible for the most memorable TV ads for the blank audio cassette ever made. There was, of course the classic late 80's ad featuring a mishearing of reggae favourite Israelites. However, this particular one is arguably the best known, and was used internationally. Produced as a new decade dawned, it would provide one of the most iconic images of the 1980's

In this UK version, none other than Peter Murphy of Bauhaus slips one of Maxell's tapes into his deck, and enjoys a rendition of Mussorgsky's A Night On The Bald Mountain. Such is the superior sound reproduction, that... oh, play the ad and see for yourself...



This wasn't the first version of the ad, however. The original US version featured a different model and Wagner's Ride Of The Valkyries. Here, for non UK readers or curious Brits, is that first variant...




A silhouette of the guy in the chair, being blown away in stereo still occasionally adorns the packaging on Maxell products to this day. Also, unlike many of their rivals, the company never entirely gave up on the cassette format. As the humble blank tape enjoys a revival in popularity, this might prove a canny move... More at Maxell Europe's site.

Monday, 3 March 2014

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Remco Baby Laugh-A-Lot (1971)



And I thought Chucky was horrific...

Is this one of the most freaky TV ads ever, or what? Remco launched the Baby Laugh-A-Lot Doll in 1971, and somehow thought this ad would entice people to buy it. I don't think this little play item ever made it to the UK, and possibly with good reason. I mean, would you buy one of these for your child?

Just try playing this ad on repeat, and see how long you can last. Go on, I dare you...


With thanks to YouTube user PropagandaTime for the upload...

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Hamlet Cigars - Dracula (1987)


Gothic horror is so much an integral part of the British psyche and our national identity, that its utilisation in TV commercials was inevitable. This particular ad is an example of that now virtually extinct species, the tobacco commercial. Although cigarette advertising on TV in the UK had been banned as far back as 1965, cigars and loose/pipe tobacco could still be plugged on air until 1991.

Possibly the most famous series of cigar ads (at least with UK viewers) was that for the Hamlet brand, which would inevitably focus on someone encountering a calamity of some kind, before consoling themselves by lighting up the aforementioned cigar, accompanied by the voiceover "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet...", and presumably inhaling the smoke into their remaining lung.

In these more enlightened times, they really don't make 'em like this anymore...


With thanks to YouTube user HallOfAdvertising for the upload:

Sunday, 16 February 2014

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Dracula Has Risen From The Grave - TV Spot (1968)

http://www.spookyisles.com/2014/02/dracula-has-risen-from-the-grave-1968-review/

Following my recent piece on Hammer's Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (which you can read over at SpookyIsles.com by clicking the image above), I came across this vintage TV spot.

It was created by Warner Bros-Seven Arts to promote the original theatrical release on US television back in 1968. Quite bizarre, yet strangely enjoyable, it would certainly make me want to go and see the movie, although the humourous tone does the movie a disservice somewhat. It's an interesting timepiece nonetheless...

With thanks to YouTube user Ash595 for the upload...

FOOTNOTE: Yes, you heard that right - The MPAA rated this film G - General Audiences, All Ages Admitted. Go figure...

Saturday, 1 February 2014

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Lyons Maid - Space 1999 Ice Lolly (1976)


At a very small age, I loved Space: 1999, Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's saga of Moonbase Alpha, travelling into deep space.  My Dinky Toys model of the series' Eagle Transporter took one hell of a battering in our back garden, as I attempted to re-enact its landing manoeuvres and test out the springy feet which Dinky had so thoughtfully included. My slight obsession even stretched as far as learning to play the theme tune on my Stylophone.

A family holiday to Blackpool circa 1978 provided an unexpected bonus, as there was an exhibition there of actual models from the series (!), which was like the best thing on earth for me. Unfortunately, my local TV station at the time (Southern Television) decided not to screen series 2 first time around, and I had to wait for a round of repeats to catch those episodes.

So, what to do in the meantime? Well, nothing to do but console myself with the lime-coated, vanilla ice cream and runny-strawberry-goo delight that was the Space: 1999 lolly from Lyons Maid. I could just eat one of these now, actually. The following advertisement will either give you a warm nostalgic glow, or tell you just what frozen sensation you missed.

I still have the very battered Dinky model, by the way, although its lunar pod seems to have gone missing...


Saturday, 28 December 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Vaseline Intensive Care Hand Lotion - Music By De Wolfe (1983)

So, what's this 80's ad doing here? Well, it's an interesting example of how the music from a classic horror movie can turn up in the strangest of places. See if you recognise it...



Yes, it's Paul Ferris' score for Witchfinder General being used to sell Vaseline Intensive Care Hand Lotion. On the face of it this might seem pretty bizarre, but there's a bit of a story to this one...

Upon completion of his score in 1968, Ferris offered the publishing and recording rights to the De Wolfe music library, one of several such outfits specialising in supplying ready made background, incidental and even theme music to television and film producers. Royalties to composers would be automatically paid out as library recordings were utilised, so for Paul Ferris the deal was probably a way of ensuring his music would continue to bring him some kind of revenue. After all, this low-budget horror film might well disappear without trace after its initial release...

Witchfinder General would, of course attain classic status as the years passed, and Ferris' score is one of Brit-Horror's finest. However, back in 1983 some advertising agency must have come across the music on a library album called Strange Location.

 Image from librarymusicinfo.com

On seeing this TV ad I thought it was some obscure piece of classical music I had not yet come across. It was only a few years later, when Witchfinder General eventually turned on on TVS' Friday Night Fright slot that the source of this sweeping theme became clear. It also started me on an exploration into the delights of the music library...

Along with Chappell, KPM, Bruton and others, De Wolfe were (and remain) one of the leaders in their field. As an example, the company's music can be heard all over Monty Python's Flying Circus, and the film Monty Python And The Holy Grail even carries the credit "Music by De Wolfe".

This resource of tens-of-thousands of recordings would also provide theme tunes to shows as diverse as Man About The House, Roobarb, Crown Court and Farmhouse Kitchen, whilst De Wolfe would also score a surprise UK number one hit in 1973 with a piece entitled Eye Level, when it was adopted as the theme to Dutch-set detective series Van Der Valk.

Then there's The Gonk, memorably employed by George A. Romero as the Zombies shuffle around the shopping mall in Dawn Of The Dead. That's another De Wolfe piece, as is Left Bank No. 2, used to accompany the gallery of pictures sent in by young viewers to the BBC's Vision On. For those of a certain age, the De Wolfe library has formed a very large part of the soundtrack to our lives.


The Witchfinder General soundtrack is now, finally available on CD from De Wolfe Music here.

Also recommended is Top Dog, a collection of 26 of De Wolfe's best known pieces, particularly to UK viewers - available here.

More info on British production music libraries and their discographies can be found at the fantastic www.librarymusicinfo.com.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Silver Shamrock - Halloween (1982)


Yes, I know it's not a real commercial... However, at the time of writing, it's three more days to Halloween (give or take an international time zone), and what better way to celebrate the fact than with this ditty, specially created for 1983's Halloween III: Season Of The Witch by John Carpenter and Alan Howarth.

WARNING: This jingle is a bit of an earworm - it'll be stuck in your head for days...

With thanks to YouTube user dodonna for uploading this montage of images from the mock commercial and the movie...



Sunday, 6 October 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Sun Country Wine Coolers - Vincent Price (1985)


Vincent Price seemed to be on TV all the time in my childhood. If he wasn't in a film late on Friday night, or being interviewed by Terry Wogan or suchlike, he would usually be advertising something, in this case Sun Country Classic Wine Coolers - basically a mix of wine, fruit juice and fizzy water.

The makers' promotional blurb at the time boasted that they had sold something like 1 million cases in their first six months of sale. Evidently it wasn't destined to last, as they seemed to have disappeared by the 90's, at least in the UK. Perhaps they should have shown Vincent's ad for longer...

Sunday, 29 September 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Hammer Horror Girls in TV Ads...



Yes, it's the 70's, and as these ads demonstrate, political correctness has not yet been invented. Two of Hammer's most popular ladies of horror (and both Bond girls to boot) are in action, as Madeleine Smith extols the virtues of Supersoft shampoo, whilst Valerie Leon puts sales of Hai Karate after shave through the roof...

Just one question - why is the guy in the Hai Karate ad trying to fight her off? ;-)


Thursday, 12 September 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Walker's Ruffles (1991)


As Twin Peaks fever swept the UK, Kyle MacLachlan cropped up in this British commercial for crisps (or potato chips if you're an American). However, he was absolutely not, I repeat NOT supposed to be Agent Dale Cooper here. Despite the reference to "peaks". Honest...

Monday, 9 September 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Polaroid Video Cassettes (1985)



Still hoarding precious recordings on VHS? Perhaps you're an afficionado of the Betamax?

The problem with this analog technology is when dirt and muck builds up on your video heads, and the picture starts to look a tad snowy.

Never fear - none other than Vincent Price has the solution...

Sunday, 25 August 2013

COMMERCIAL BREAK: Maxell Tapes (1989)


So... I'm driving home from the shops today, sunroof open, stereo turned up (as you do), and on comes "Israelites" by Desmond Dekker & The Aces. Classic record. You can't help but sing along.

Except... this other set of lyrics pops into my head. Something about "sleeping for bread", "Monks and Beefheads", being "yards too greasy"... and instead of "The Israelites", all I can think of is "Me Ears Are Alight"...

It's all Maxell's fault - it's now 24 years since this ad first appeared, and these words are still in my head. The ad must have worked though - I bought tons of these tapes, as I recently rediscovered when digitising some recordings of John Peel radio shows I made around that time...

Anyway, here is that very ad for your enjoyment. And, if you now have the record (with its alternative lyric) stuck in your brain for days, it'll all be my fault. Sorry.

Maxell still make these, by the way - it seems the humble cassette is enjoying a renaissance as of late...